Some friends of mine have an incredibly cute 2 year old son. In fact, he’s got a talent agent, and marketing people want to use him in super duper cute kiddy commercials. Being good, conscienteous parents, my friends are a little worried about scarring or frightening their boy. These are undoubtedly legitimate feelings, but I want to reassure them: a tear or two is well worth being able to do what I am now doing right now!
I was an objectively cute kid. I’m sure you readers out there think that you were cute, I am sure your mothers agreed, but were you Mr. Huggies Taiwan, 1987? I didn’t think so. That is because they only take the best of the best…which is me, in case that was not clear.
Also please note:
- The finger in the belly button.
- The red dotted box drawing your attention to the extra-fluffy crotch portion.