Some friends of mine have an incredibly cute 2 year old son. In fact, he’s got a talent agent, and marketing people want to use him in super duper cute kiddy commercials. Being good, conscienteous parents, my friends are a little worried about scarring or frightening their boy. These are undoubtedly legitimate feelings, but I want to reassure them: a tear or two is well worth being able to do what I am now doing right now!
Jer in Taiwanese Huggies commercial, 1987
I was an objectively cute kid. I’m sure you readers out there think that you were cute, I am sure your mothers agreed, but were you Mr. Huggies Taiwan, 1987? I didn’t think so. That is because they only take the best of the best…which is me, in case that was not clear.
Also please note:
- The finger in the belly button.
- The red dotted box drawing your attention to the extra-fluffy crotch portion.
Jer's Intellectual Adventures 
May 29th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
[…] efforts to build a platform around being Mr. Huggies Taiwan, 1987 has achieved limited […]
January 7th, 2013 at 9:45 PM
Not toilet trained by 2? How reptilian.
January 6th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
I though each person is only supposed to get 15 minutes of fame? You’re way past that already. And still so humble…
January 5th, 2013 at 6:34 PM
Lovely post, son, however, you failed to mention that we received a whopping $50 USD for about 4 hours of hassle, which did pay for the long taxi drive to and from the studio, but then there was the 2 hours of you being bribed with candy to cooperate, all of which left me with a splitting headache. But alas, the result was worth it! A moment of fame to be cherished!
January 5th, 2013 at 6:40 PM
You deserve all the credit, for the genes and the hassle ; )